I always love it when I see these articles about warning labels on products. The most recent one I've spotted is one on the BBC World Site. The winner was from a washing machine warning people "DO NOT put any person in this washer". Other great warning labels were an engine manufacturer which warned "Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level" and phonebook which advised: "Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle".
Just a bit more proof of how stupid Americans are!