Well it's that time of the year again where that little rodent in the ground makes his/her prediction and I for one think the rodent is a reliable as the "experts". This year they're saying an early spring.
A few things from the net have caught my attention today. The first is some MORON is suing Apple for hearing loss, I guess it's true common sense is dead. Any one with at least half an active brain cell knows that listening to anything really loud for extended periods of time leads to hearing loss. I hope Apple sues him for wasting their time.
Speaking of morons with half active brain cells - the dance music freak that live below me is pissing me off again. I'll go into the back ground a bit. This brain dead idiot moved in this summer, to the building I live in and is renting the one room apartment in the basement. Pretty much every night he blasts dance music and I have to go down and tell him to turn it down. You'd think that after a wile he'd get the idea that we upstairs can a) hear it and b) don't like it but he keeps it up. Now his apartment doesn't come with a parking space, but he continually parks in the landlord's spot and just by his dumb luck (and he has lots of it) the landlord hasn't been by any of those nights. Anyway - here the part where he's pissing me off - every time he parks there he parks just a little bit farther over and blocks just a bit more of the driveway preventing us from getting our car in and out of the driveway. This morning it was so far over I could barely get the car out. I get up at 5:30am everyday and go to the gym, so I'll have absolutely no problem going down and pounding on his door and getting him to move his piece of shit.
I'm actually starting to miss the guy that lived there before him, that guy practiced electric guitar but had the common sense to do it in the middle of the afternoon when everyone was out and or awake. The dance freak in the basement (any guy that listens to dance music this much must be gay - not that there is anything wrong with it.....) plays his music at 11:30pm, 10:30pm and so loud that if it is earlier in the evening it drowns out our TV.
The dance freak also likes to lock himself out of the building a lot. He relies on us to let him back in and he's done it so many time now he doesn't even say thanks when we let him in now. It's to the point were I'm actually thinking of turning off the door bell at the front. Problem is he has just enough, and I mean just enough, brain power to go to our side door and start pounding on that one. Hell he's even locked himself out of his apartment and then counted on poor Tracy to help him out in finding out landlord.
The absolute best tho was just a couple of nights ago when he sent his girlfriend up (we even get to hear them argue a lot. Probably something to do with his lack of brain cells) to ask if they could have some lemon juice. Let me get this straight now - you blast dance music constantly, lock your self out constantly and some how think it's our responsibility to let you in and you park your car so it's in the way and now you want us to give you lemon juice! YOUR NOT IN A COLLEGE DORM YOUR IN THE REAL WORLD NOW!
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